Conscious_Amoeba8232
Conscious_Amoeba8232 t1_jdcypr3 wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
The version I heard is that the panda shoots in the air and runs out. The bartender shouts after him, “Why did you do that?!”, and the panda shouts back, “look it up!”. The bartender pulls out a dictionary and so forth.
Conscious_Amoeba8232 t1_j2fupu7 wrote
Reply to comment by Phate4569 in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
Silicone implants=fake boobs
Edit: Yes, silicone implants also=tush cushion
Conscious_Amoeba8232 t1_jdcywqu wrote
Reply to comment by ACOGJager in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
It’s leaf. LEAF. Make like a leaf and get a tree.