Is this some kind of brotha code for a particularly toxic woman to propose to?

Replace all the ornaments with 20 dollar bills, attached in such a way that they have to spend some time getting them all off.

Not only will your tree get taken, but it will likely get "the royal treatment" (AKA ride inside of or on top of the truck).

Because, as nothing more than human cattle, you have no say in how you're handled during transport and where you're being transported to.

Doubt this? Try saying something about it. Go ahead. See how far you get. I guarantee that it will have the same effect as a cow's mooing has on the ranchers.

The TWU calls the shots in this system. They have you and SEPTA by the short hairs.

So sit down and enjoy the ride. Or don't. It's all the same to them.

"Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."

• Benjamin Franklin

One has absolutely nothing to do with the other.

Unless you're hoping that fans of the latter don't go through and trash the former in a stupid drunken rage if/when they lose.