Crooked_Cock
Crooked_Cock t1_j73iijv wrote
I fucking hate gender reveal parties and the people who do them
Nobody gives a shit about the gender of your little spitball, stop wrecking the environment.
Crooked_Cock t1_j6fg3dq wrote
Reply to 'Everybody is cheating': Why this teacher has adopted an open ChatGPT policy by TheDoctorOf1977
“And when I’m retired from teaching and I’ve had my fun, I’ll get the school to use ChatGPT in regular curriculum so that EVERYONE can be a cheater, and when everyone’s a cheater, no one will be.”
Crooked_Cock t1_j5q05eq wrote
Reply to Killeen [TX] teacher fired for assigning students worksheets filled with racial slurs by FenrirIII
I’m surprised they didn’t give her a raise
Crooked_Cock t1_j5q01ln wrote
Reply to comment by NovaHorizon in Mystery divers rescued near Polish energy sites in the middle of the night offer dubious explanation, and vanish by nimobo
If it didn’t specify this was in Poland I would’ve assumed it was somewhere in the US because HOLY FUCK that’s incompetent
Crooked_Cock t1_j5pxvwk wrote
Reply to Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
“I’m coming to her location”
“But I didn’t tell you where I am”
“Oh, I wasn’t referring to the screaming lady”
Crooked_Cock t1_j20kyqj wrote
Reply to Evidence unearthed by podcasters frees 2 Georgia men imprisoned for 25 years by efranklin13
They should sue the fucking state.
Crooked_Cock t1_j1z09yk wrote
Reply to comment by DFWPunk in Steven Spielberg apologises to sharks for Jaws by GrievousInflux
This reminds me of the story my mom told me about how as a kid, one of her friends convinced her to watch Jaws and the following night she had a nightmare about, I shit you not, the shark from Jaws chasing her in a swimming pool
Crooked_Cock t1_j1wf36k wrote
How about instead of just apologizing you donate some of your mass amounts of wealth to helping conserve and protect sharks
Crooked_Cock t1_izg65vc wrote
Fuck no
Crooked_Cock t1_izg3plh wrote
Reply to Rancher gives new life to afterbirth by creating art from cow placentas by might_be-a_troll
That’s not gross at all, nope, totally normal
Crooked_Cock t1_izc9e8d wrote
Reply to Man arrested after stealing over $1,300 worth of toothbrushes, sheriff’s office says by ThinCurrency5292
Why does he kind of look like a guy who would steal toothbrushes
Crooked_Cock t1_iz5dibx wrote
Reply to comment by menlindorn in Woman addicted to Ludo bets herself, loses game to landlord: report by chalhatbhosdike
Babe wake up, new porno plot just dropped
Crooked_Cock t1_iz5d35y wrote
Reply to comment by wagnus_ in Tampa police chief resigns over golf cart traffic stop by shahooster
Manslaughtered implies the act of killing was unintentional
Most deaths caused by cops are definitely premeditated
Crooked_Cock t1_ix2jkq1 wrote
I’d take cheez doodles over meth any day, them shit’s delicious
Crooked_Cock t1_ix2j9oh wrote
Reply to Failed South Dakota House candidate arrested on rape charge after election loss by MorganRose99
How much you wanna bet he wouldn’t have been charged if he won the election?
Crooked_Cock t1_ix2j0gk wrote
Good, let it
Crooked_Cock t1_ix2ipda wrote
Reply to Customs seize so much cocaine in Belgium that incinerators can no longer keep up by ILikeTasks
Well time to get snortin’ I reckon
Crooked_Cock t1_iwnh94e wrote
A KETER CLASS SCP HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT, ALL PERSONNEL APPLY PROTECTIVE EAR WEAR IMMEDIATELY.
Crooked_Cock t1_iwhykld wrote
Reply to Plane crash that killed 2 suspected hitmen near Sioux Lookout, Ont., caused by darkness, lack of visual cues by jeffersonairmattress
Tf is up with the hitman on the left tho
Crooked_Cock t1_j7hp3ow wrote
Reply to AI Seinfeld banned on Twitch over transphobic jokes by asjonesy99
WHY DOES EVERY AI BECOME BIGOTED OVER TIME?