Literally everyone is against you Including your family, your friends, and all of society.

Feel motivated yet? You're welcome

I confirm their statement, thereby establishing my own impressive length and girth. Solidarity.

Yeah.. I dunno about this one. It's specifically mocking the victims, as opposed to mocking the other side of the situation, which is what really good humor on controversial topics tends to do. A lot of comedians can tell you about punching up vs. punching down and the concept of thin simple humor as a very basic veil used to legitimize or even permit actual hatred. The point being that even if *you* (OP) are not a homophobe, you should be aware that any actual homophobes are currently saying "hell yeah, this guy gets it" and feeling more comfortable about themselves right now.

The only question that's valid.. is whether you are personally comfortable with them thinking you're "one of the boys".

Also, this actually happens, and recently. This was just the first result I found:
https://www.out.com/news/2021/4/28/two-gay-men-set-fire-horrific-hate-crime

I'm gonna pickle a pickle just to prove you wrong. Capitalism is NOT the fuel for innovation, it's SPITE!

Oh man that's so gross. Ewwww. Seriously disgusting to even imagine it. Like, what would that look like?? Ughhh.. do you have a picture or perhaps some video with good lighting and soft background music? Just so I can see how gross it definitely is?