The y-axis is obvious, guys. Below the x-axis is the number of banks that failed and above the x-axis is the number of executives who benefitted from the failure.

This is timely. My partner and I recently won a contest that came with 6 free boxes, so we've been using this to offset our grocery bill a bit. I've been wanting to make a "starter pack" meme, but this is a much more useful examination.

I would fly out to Nashville for your food.

Yes, I am be facetious. The Bible is a ridiculous document.

Thanks for reminding us to turn to the Good Book. Let me now share one of my favorite verses:

"Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ."

Ephesians 6:5