You know what? How about you go “trick or treating” to about 50 houses or so and definitely go to as many as you can that proudly display the rainbow flag. I will eat my fuckin’ hat if any of those houses try to recruit you into any “queer lifestyle/agenda” or hand out Planned Parenthood pamphlets and instead just give you candy with a genuine smile.

Jesus feckin’ christ! It’s a holiday for kids to get candy. The world is a rough enough place with more than ample amounts of intolerance, so why do you insist on adding to it?