You grumble as you get off the couch and look at the sword that you found in a box just last week.
It was the worst thing you ever did. At first it was cool to have a talking sword. I mean, you became a celebrity on the internet for it.
But Babel(the sword) will not shut up.
Even when you are taking a shower or just trying to sleep.
It talks about slaying dragons and killing demons with it. Honestly, your just not that type of person. These adventures it talks about just not suits you.
You like your job and your girlfriend. Why trade it all just to be killed?
"Let's go to Valhalla together!"
Finally you say to yourself that your done with it. You make a little video of yourself and the sword. On the description you put that you would give it to one of your followers.
Someone won.
It didn't display any emotion when you put it in the box. Just yammering on and on about battle and glory.
2 weeks later you scroll through tiktok you see a video of the follower slicing through a demon that erupted from the Earth.
"Glad that's not me". You say to yourself as you prepare to ask your girlfriend to marry you.
DBZKING13 t1_jdjcmtx wrote
Reply to [WP] Last week you found an old sword in a box. When the blade was unsheathed it spoke to you, recounting its history. It declared you bearer of the mythical talking sword of Babel, and that you are bound together until death. Unfortunately, the sword is incredibly irritating and won’t shut up. by DiRumgega
"Hey!" "Hey you I'm talking here!"
You grumble as you get off the couch and look at the sword that you found in a box just last week.
It was the worst thing you ever did. At first it was cool to have a talking sword. I mean, you became a celebrity on the internet for it.
But Babel(the sword) will not shut up.
Even when you are taking a shower or just trying to sleep.
It talks about slaying dragons and killing demons with it. Honestly, your just not that type of person. These adventures it talks about just not suits you.
You like your job and your girlfriend. Why trade it all just to be killed?
"Let's go to Valhalla together!"
Finally you say to yourself that your done with it. You make a little video of yourself and the sword. On the description you put that you would give it to one of your followers.
Someone won.
It didn't display any emotion when you put it in the box. Just yammering on and on about battle and glory.
2 weeks later you scroll through tiktok you see a video of the follower slicing through a demon that erupted from the Earth.
"Glad that's not me". You say to yourself as you prepare to ask your girlfriend to marry you.