DaBake t1_j6gqvfo wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:00 AM

Reply to comment by Savageride in There won't be any snow this winter and I'm really mad about that. by bingol_boii

That was in January but Smowmageddon and both Presidents' Day Blizzards were in February

DaBake t1_j67rgd1 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 9:16 AM

Reply to comment by Birdytaps in Shooting at Union Market by JustAcivilian24

Roland 'Prezbo' Pryzbylewski : I don't get it. All this so we score higher on the state tests? If we're teaching the kids the test questions, what is it assessing in them?

Grace Sampson : Nothing. It assesses us. The test scores go up, they can say the schools are improving. The scores stay down, they can't.

Roland 'Prezbo' Pryzbylewski : Juking the stats.

Grace Sampson : Excuse me?

Roland 'Prezbo' Pryzbylewski : Making robberies into larcenies. Making rapes disappear. You juke the stats, and majors become colonels. I've been here before.

Grace Sampson : Wherever you go, there you are.

DaBake t1_iu3wul3 wrote on October 28, 2022 at 11:20 AM

Reply to comment by NorseTikiBar in DC bro quotes by guacamole_is_extra

"Navy Yard is the new Eckington" is hilarious in hindsight.