The bar of mediocrity that slips lower every day on social media is an open challenge of God's love.

No worries bro. <3

It was a humor, relax

That's terrible. Which pictures specifically

Nice. But also it's not that difficult, what have you BEEN doing before this?

I'm so mad at you for even making this post. 😒

Told you, that sentence is cursed

The problem is letting family and friends guilt trip and obligate you into doing something you don't want to be doing. You make the choice of where you want to be, no one else should influence you. Fuck guilt trippers, cut them out of your life.

Orange sums up my sexuality. I don't need to participate, but I like to be invited.

Aw that's nice. Glad you're feeling better. Thanks for letting me know

You should be so lucky to see these beautiful bastards on your feed twice. If you are any kind of person, you'll be ecstatic to see them again tomorrow and again the next day. Again and again until the end of time. And if you are wise, you will fall to your knees and thank the universe for providing such magnificence and splendor.