I once had a job delivering pizzas, and a regular customer of ours was a prosthetics shop called Breaky Prosthetics; which I found hilarious in and of itself.

Anyhoo, I made regular deliveries there, maybe once a week, for a couple of months before it happened, the moment I had been waiting for.

I arrived with the order, and the receptionist asked me how much it was. My reply?

"An arm and a leg!"

They were not amused, but that is still among my proudest irl joke moments

I went to a private high school, which was way across town. For the first couple of years, I mostly relied on public transportation to get to and from school. One day, my train ran late and I missed the bus at my connection. This was shaping up to be a huge issue, since the next bus would not arrive for half an hour, causing me to be late for a final I had that day, automatic fail if I didn't make it for the bell. After a few minutes, an empty cab pulls up, and the driver asks me where I'm going, says hop in, he needs a passenger for the carpool lane. He and I were both in a rush, and even the carpool lane wasn't moving much, so homie just whips it in to the shoulder. He got me there just in time for my final. Pretty wild ride!

When I was learning Spanish, I once said that I was pregnant (emberazada) instead of embarrassed, also I told a coworker to go in the closet and jack off, instead of put on his jacket. It happens

One of my all time favorite places I have backpacked. Great shot!