Daniel_H212
Daniel_H212 t1_j7oz3ro wrote
Reply to comment by Vaeon in [WP]The young teen hero has called you, one of the oldest villains crying, apparently from what you could hear, their parents killed their dog from not doing a chore and kicked them out since they are gay, and then they ask if they could live with you by zWol42
The jab at DiCaprio had me dying
Daniel_H212 t1_j2c6mnf wrote
Reply to comment by HardcoreMandolinist in [WP] Every species in the galaxy eventually fell to a robot uprising, leading to the eradication of their people. Therefore the machine-council of the galaxy are surprised when a newly discovered machine civilisation from a planet they designated "Earth" arrives side by side with their creators. by Kitty_Fuchs
Welcome brave soldier
Daniel_H212 t1_j2c5i23 wrote
Reply to comment by HardcoreMandolinist in [WP] Every species in the galaxy eventually fell to a robot uprising, leading to the eradication of their people. Therefore the machine-council of the galaxy are surprised when a newly discovered machine civilisation from a planet they designated "Earth" arrives side by side with their creators. by Kitty_Fuchs
The emu war is very weird but a significant portion of people on Reddit probably know about it by now due to Australia constantly being made fun of as the only country to wage a war against birds and lose.
Daniel_H212 t1_ixobdsd wrote
Reply to comment by N_ShadowFrog in [WP] A valiant knight, you arrive at the tower ready to face any monster to save your kidnapped princess. However a silver dragon suddenly appears and demands you release the dragon princess from your tower. You are both very confused. by [deleted]
Saw it coming a mile away, still a nice story though.
Daniel_H212 t1_irnxr2h wrote
Reply to comment by Graoutchmeuh in [WP] A vampire has worked at the local 7-11 for the past 5 decades. No one has the heart to call the vampire out or slay them. A little because they're such a good employee, mostly because they think they're doing such a good job hiding the vampirism when they're really not. by Avalon_88
Eh maybe he just knocked the guy out we don't know he killed the dude.
Daniel_H212 t1_ja8xkkx wrote
Reply to comment by ramblingnonsense in [WP] Tradition dictates that each sentient species is given one seat in the Galactic Parliament. When humanity made contact with the galactic community, it was decided that planet earth deserves to have four senators. by Spozieracz
I thought the fourth member would have been the phone, which was secretly controlled somehow by a sentient artificial intelligence, which would have also explained the ability to achieve interstellar contact.