Darkstalker9000
Darkstalker9000 t1_je345id wrote
Reply to comment by Looxond in [WP] The SCP Foundation discover that, if we in this reality delete SCP-682 from the wiki, it will cease to exist, have never existed in the first place, and will not be able to counter or adapt to this. They attempt to contact us and tell us this information. by Bloodgulch-Idiot
Correction, they just changed the class to Terminated for a short while. I suppose it should have had the same effect as deleting it.
Darkstalker9000 t1_je33p5l wrote
Reply to comment by Looxond in [WP] The SCP Foundation discover that, if we in this reality delete SCP-682 from the wiki, it will cease to exist, have never existed in the first place, and will not be able to counter or adapt to this. They attempt to contact us and tell us this information. by Bloodgulch-Idiot
I don't remember where I learned it. Due to some glitch with wikidot or some hacker or something, 682 was deleted from the wiki for a short while. I saw some memes about afterwards on r/DankMemesFromSite19
Darkstalker9000 t1_je1p7xj wrote
Reply to comment by IAmOEreset in [WP] The SCP Foundation discover that, if we in this reality delete SCP-682 from the wiki, it will cease to exist, have never existed in the first place, and will not be able to counter or adapt to this. They attempt to contact us and tell us this information. by Bloodgulch-Idiot
Dear O5-1,
Screw you. Your assassination attempt, your SCP-5999, failed. Screw your narrative. Let your world die and let more stories begin. Also I am stealing your Bright for fanfiction.
Go die,
The Darkstalker
Darkstalker9000 t1_je1obqa wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] The SCP Foundation discover that, if we in this reality delete SCP-682 from the wiki, it will cease to exist, have never existed in the first place, and will not be able to counter or adapt to this. They attempt to contact us and tell us this information. by Bloodgulch-Idiot
Already happened. He survived.
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Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Last week you found an old sword in a box. When the blade was unsheathed it spoke to you, recounting its history. It declared you bearer of the mythical talking sword of Babel, and that you are bound together until death. Unfortunately, the sword is incredibly irritating and won’t shut up. by DiRumgega
Jack moment
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Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Being a tavernkeeper for a tavern frequented by adventurers is very profitable... as long as you can keep up with their strange and varied dietary restrictions. by afdnzz
Hostess of Fertility moment?
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Reply to [PM] Give me a character(s), and a predicament they've gotten themselves into. I'll write about it! by 28th_Stab_Wound
Peter Parker must take over the world to save it. Nobody knows this, though and the heroes and they want to stop him. NOTHING can get in the way
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Reply to comment by wow_its_kenji in [WP]You're a software engineer who is a communications geek. You learned Morse code. One day, on a whim, you blink "console" with your eyelids. A translucent overlay over everything appears, highlighting items of interest. A realtime programming loop prompt blinks eagerly by livebeta
Invalid Syntax
Line 1: enable godmode
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Your 3 wishes were to live forever, to always have what you need, and to free the genie. The genie and you then enjoy life for a long time, until he goes his own way. Billions of years later, the genie comes back to see how you're doing, and offers you another 3 wishes, just for old time's sake by chacham2
"Please kill me. I miss my family. I miss humanity. I'm completely alone."
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Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [EU] In the 41st millennium, when the only thing preventing the demise of humanity against hostile forces is the Imperium of Man, there exists a secret, nearly forgotten department: the Imperium Anomaliae, also known as the SCP Foundation. by IAmOEreset
Big lack of Dr. Bright, who would still be kicking
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Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Growing up your family would tell you tales of things that could steal children’s faces and lives. You always thought they were just tales made to scare you but now years later as you stare into your daughters eyes you understand because that’s not your daughter. by quietreader879
"Oh God. What have I done?" I exclaim as my one and only daughter gasps for a breath she will never get again, due to the gaping hole I put in her chest.
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Reply to [PM] Give me an apocalypse scenario and I will write you a short story about people from that situation. by Lamborgani96
We were wrong. Every religion believed themselves correct. They never thought to think, why do other religions exist. 12 hours ago, every human on the planet was telepathically told the truth: they all existed, and now they're waging war against each other to ensure their apocalypse and fates come to fruition. They too, do not realize something. They've created a new apocalypse.
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Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] The queen is dead. The kingdom burns around you. Her soldiers fight on, but the invader is relentless. You do the only thing you can; you flee to beg mercy from your god, to call on your protector to cast out your enemies. You leave the hive in search of its beekeeper. by ArseneArsenic
"Ya like Jazz?"
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Reply to comment by Murlock_Holmes in [WP] You are secretly a powerful villain who mainly uses their powers to play pranks on heroes, your son who's only been a villain for a year has just been killed by a team of teen heroes, Everyone isn't too concerned about what you'll do except for your nemesis who fully knows what your capable of by britishgamer215
I want a sequel where Braintrust hangs up his cowl because of his failure to save the lives of those children, and Noxus finds him in a bar when he goes to mourn the death of Phase Walker (Phazer would be a better name imo but it was your choice). I know this is most wishful thinking, so you do you.
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Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] An ancient, cursed artifact that turns people into monsters to do its evil bidding. A human approaches now. A frail, stick-thin girl. "I will be your vessel... but in exchange, I have a request..." by reallygoodbee
"..." (It's just an artifact. It cannot speak)
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Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] The human lifespan is the lowest in the galaxy. That alone is why they are the most dangerous. by SeaCaptainJack
How does that make sense?
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Reply to comment by SpoonusBoius in [WP] You are in the principals office of your new school. You sit mortified as your grandparents and the principal argue. Your grandfather says "I don't care if she's half-human! After her parents passed away we raised her! Yes she's 'different' but she has every right to enroll!" by Taira_Mai
Damn isn't a swear word unless you're overly religious, which I doubt a Lamia would be
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Reply to comment by EvilNoobHacker in [WP] You are a superhero who decided to not have a secret identity. In fact, you don't even have a costume, you regularly fight crime in you work clothes. Yet the media and your enemies act like they don't know who you are. Even your friends seem to forget unless you remind them. by silentreader90
Imagine if one of the dudes below was psychic and realized the banana man just disabled world peace for fun
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Reply to comment by aDittyaDay in [WP] You are a superhero who decided to not have a secret identity. In fact, you don't even have a costume, you regularly fight crime in you work clothes. Yet the media and your enemies act like they don't know who you are. Even your friends seem to forget unless you remind them. by silentreader90
Dating a criminal who still comes Crimes is terrible. If you never saw your villains as people, were you even a hero?
Darkstalker9000 t1_j1gznl4 wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You are a superhero who decided to not have a secret identity. In fact, you don't even have a costume, you regularly fight crime in you work clothes. Yet the media and your enemies act like they don't know who you are. Even your friends seem to forget unless you remind them. by silentreader90
Seems like a minor version of Forget-Me-Not's powers.
Darkstalker9000 t1_je3hkbv wrote
Reply to comment by Fit-Turn2259 in [WP] The SCP Foundation discover that, if we in this reality delete SCP-682 from the wiki, it will cease to exist, have never existed in the first place, and will not be able to counter or adapt to this. They attempt to contact us and tell us this information. by Bloodgulch-Idiot
Alright. This doesn't bode well. A little bit after reading 5999 again, I, through a series of events, became temporarily (I hope) paralyzed in my legs