Dashover

Dashover t1_jdmhmv4 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 2:28 PM

Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV

The hardest part was getting her dog off my leg

Dashover t1_ja9c818 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 8:17 PM

Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2

Mangina

Dashover t1_j9zw6so wrote on February 25, 2023 at 8:11 PM

Reply to What is black and white and red all over? by destined2destroyus

Rihanna in a blender?

Dashover t1_j2068ic wrote on December 28, 2022 at 6:27 PM

Reply to If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion. by yomommafool

Gd asked “How’s your Sex life, son?” I’d screw anything that wasn’t nailed down

Dashover t1_j1qd9lg wrote on December 26, 2022 at 3:48 PM

Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76

It takes her two trips to sit down

Dashover OP t1_ixi4fzi wrote on November 23, 2022 at 4:47 PM

Reply to Your kids won’t know cursive by Dashover

People’s handwriting is getting worse and worse from less practice

Dashover t1_iu8ygxk wrote on October 29, 2022 at 2:11 PM

Reply to Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she wont think twice... by mrwawe01

I met her at the parade She was wearing ropes

Dashover t1_iu8yen6 wrote on October 29, 2022 at 2:10 PM

Reply to Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she wont think twice... by mrwawe01

You know what they say…

Build 1000 bridges, no one remembers

Screw 1 goat under a bridge, you’re a goat fkrrr for life