Dashover
Dashover t1_ja9c818 wrote
Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
Mangina
Dashover t1_j9zw6so wrote
Rihanna in a blender?
Dashover t1_j2068ic wrote
Gd asked “How’s your Sex life, son?” I’d screw anything that wasn’t nailed down
Dashover t1_j1qd9lg wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
It takes her two trips to sit down
Dashover OP t1_ixi4fzi wrote
Reply to Your kids won’t know cursive by Dashover
People’s handwriting is getting worse and worse from less practice
Dashover t1_iu8ygxk wrote
I met her at the parade She was wearing ropes
Dashover t1_iu8yen6 wrote
You know what they say…
Build 1000 bridges, no one remembers
Screw 1 goat under a bridge, you’re a goat fkrrr for life
Dashover t1_jdmhmv4 wrote
Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
The hardest part was getting her dog off my leg