Constantly on their phone

Interesting to know you'd date both sexes. Fair play to you

Identity politics/social grouping

"Let's stop racism by arbitrarily giving everyone names/identities, inflict such terminology on everyone via social media, attack people who disagree so everyone is seen in their ethnic group"

Of course I'm exaggerating but I find the whole thing totally laughable, divisive and counterproductive

Wilhelm Scream. I found it funny when I first learned about it. It just pisses me off now

Also, if you are an attractive woman or black, don't run upstairs if a killer is chasing you

Find new focus really. Shit happens unfortunately. Draw a line under it, learn from it, chalk it up to life experience and move on as best you can

Talk about it and see what happens

I put it down to not being top of the list for their "one call" at the police station

When that priest never phoned me back

"Can a man still be brave when he's afraid"

"That is the only time a man can be brave"

“You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.” — Zapp Brannigan