DeNoodle
DeNoodle t1_ixtqoxj wrote
Reply to comment by TWBush in Emperor Charles V's secret code cracked after five centuries | Spain by future_md_dropout
"I'd like to talk to you about your car's warranty"
DeNoodle t1_ixf9563 wrote
Reply to comment by Srslywhyumadbro in Argument over social media post leads to woman shooting at car with kids inside by MrsFinger
Go, Go, Power Rangers!
DeNoodle t1_ixex4r7 wrote
Reply to comment by Freexscsa in MPs reject Christmas parties on expenses by safetyscotchegg
I think the key to that row was the during lockdown part. More of a "Rules for thee, but not for me" situation than a, "you spent what on what!?" situation.
DeNoodle t1_ixewjb9 wrote
How much can this really cost? Office moral is actually a thing.
This is just an easy way to keeping up the appearance of austerity.
I wouldn't put it past the strategists to have staged the whole thing by a faceless, back-of-the-house group so the MPs could look good blustering about it.
DeNoodle t1_ixaxwfu wrote
Reply to comment by dogsent in Iran Protests: Covert testimonies reveal sexual assaults on male and female activists as a women-led uprising spreads by hoseiin
I think we can all agree there shouldn't be.
DeNoodle t1_ixapo5g wrote
Reply to comment by SecondTryBadgers in TIL Singapore imports so much sand that Indonesia has actually lost islands- Indonesia counts its islands before it's too late by DifficultPandemonium
I'm an onlyunderstandthegist.
DeNoodle t1_ixagdsn wrote
Reply to comment by rangeo in TIL Singapore imports so much sand that Indonesia has actually lost islands- Indonesia counts its islands before it's too late by DifficultPandemonium
This sounds highly dubious, but I'm no geologist or seismologist.
DeNoodle t1_iw50f6p wrote
Reply to Suspect in custody following fatal shooting of 12-year-old, 14-year-old also injured in Colorado shooting by spiceponey
Aurora keeping it classy.
DeNoodle t1_ivr52lf wrote
Soon to be breaking News: Prominent Iranian actor arrested.
DeNoodle t1_iuy53mi wrote
>Police say the Cook County State’s Attorney’s Office cited the possibility that the two sides in the shooting on May 30, 2018, were “mutual combatants” — a disputed legal concept that’s a throwback to duels between nobles or prearranged gunfights in the Wild West.
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>That prosecutors passed on charges on those grounds raises questions about whether Chicago gangs can literally get away with murder when it’s unclear who initiated a shooting and who returned fire in self-defense.
The solution is you prosecute everyone on both sides for attempted murder.
DeNoodle t1_iuohtql wrote
The last time this happened didn't it end up being someone who was always yelling about how it was going to happen then when it wasn't happening they did it themselves to prove to people that it happens? Sheesh.
DeNoodle t1_istnc6u wrote
Reply to comment by safely_beyond_redemp in Esports explodes onto scene, now official sport under Colorado High School Activities Association by AudibleNod
My brain uses more energy than my muscles.
DeNoodle t1_ist7h31 wrote
Reply to comment by toeheadjr in Woman, 80, on tricycle dies after Orange County hit-and-run crash, troopers say by Darzanak
As the one who made the joke, you're wrong.
DeNoodle t1_isq16lj wrote
Reply to comment by ageofthoughts in Woman, 80, on tricycle dies after Orange County hit-and-run crash, troopers say by Darzanak
I would argue that it's human nature and not something caused by Reddit.
DeNoodle t1_iy40o24 wrote
Reply to Woman’s name and tiny sketches found in 1,300-year-old medieval text by hugglenugget
Is it just me or is that the OG Batman slapping Robin meme?