DerG3n13
DerG3n13 t1_je629ey wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] I have a giant world ending laser pointed down at the earth. In 2 hours I will activate it and blow everyone to smithereens. AMA by TheWizOfPants
Why two hours?
DerG3n13 t1_je16uuw wrote
Reply to comment by JacobJamesTrowbridge in [WP] In hell, people can choose what happens to them. They can choose literally ANYTHING. Naturally, many people try to exploit this by going for luxuries and pampering, but the devil ALWAYS has ways to torture those fools... by Crystal1501
r/BrandNewSentence
DerG3n13 t1_jdz20m1 wrote
DerG3n13 t1_jdn1809 wrote
Reply to [PM] Prompt Me mythology prompts! by not_quite_graceful
When you learned you were related to Zeus, you thought he would stop.
He didnt.
So you had to bring out a few more extreme methods to get him to stay away
DerG3n13 t1_jdhbyrc wrote
Reply to comment by Remarkable-Youth-504 in [WP] No one courts death like a human. They eat food that evolved to be toxic, ingest known poison for recreation, engage in potentially lethal sport for fun, and have an incredibly high risk tolerance. On the galactic stage they are feared, admired, and generally considered crazy. by SeriousGoofball
Good response 👍
DerG3n13 t1_jcgsdyu wrote
Reply to comment by theonetrueelhigh in [WP] Aliens spend years mastering human communication including basic body language, but cannot for the life of them figure out how humans who have never even met before can share a split second of eye contact and seemingly communicate plans or thoughts. by PicnicAnts
Ooooh, that totally went over my head lol
DerG3n13 t1_jcgrqcn wrote
Reply to comment by theonetrueelhigh in [WP] Aliens spend years mastering human communication including basic body language, but cannot for the life of them figure out how humans who have never even met before can share a split second of eye contact and seemingly communicate plans or thoughts. by PicnicAnts
Nope, where is it?
DerG3n13 t1_jcgf4bu wrote
Reply to comment by theonetrueelhigh in [WP] Aliens spend years mastering human communication including basic body language, but cannot for the life of them figure out how humans who have never even met before can share a split second of eye contact and seemingly communicate plans or thoughts. by PicnicAnts
So what was the joke?
DerG3n13 t1_j6hdye2 wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] A super edgy Anti Hero is transported into a stereotypical So-Sweet-You'll-Puke fantasy world. This is what happens. by AnyLiterature2363
Wreck it ralph
DerG3n13 t1_j5bgye7 wrote
Reply to comment by Writteninsanity in [WP] The queen is dead. The kingdom burns around you. Her soldiers fight on, but the invader is relentless. You do the only thing you can; you flee to beg mercy from your god, to call on your protector to cast out your enemies. You leave the hive in search of its beekeeper. by ArseneArsenic
Actually got goosebumps from that one! Gonna need to demand moar, even if thats pointless.
DerG3n13 t1_iy8v15x wrote
Reply to comment by CCC_037 in [WP] You've spent years on your thesis paper. Today you sit down, hand it to your professor and smirk. "The science of magic?" he asks, looking at you incredulously. In response, you summon a fireball in your hand. by TerrWolf
So is there a fireball or not?
DerG3n13 t1_iy8uuge wrote
DerG3n13 t1_ixhrape wrote
Reply to comment by rulethem in [WP] Out of the blue, your spouse asked you if you would still love them if they turned into a worm. Thinking it was a little odd, you said that yes, of course you would. It was a short time later when you realized that they actually meant “wyrm.” by Maximum_Pootis
Honestly, I actually liked the ending a bit more than the declaration „I love you, of course I do“
DerG3n13 t1_ixhqhgw wrote
Reply to comment by rulethem in [WP] Out of the blue, your spouse asked you if you would still love them if they turned into a worm. Thinking it was a little odd, you said that yes, of course you would. It was a short time later when you realized that they actually meant “wyrm.” by Maximum_Pootis
Love it xD
DerG3n13 t1_ixcbib2 wrote
Reply to [PM] Give me a case file about a mysterious death and I'll write a murder mystery out of it (Please only serious stuff, nothing like "Minnie mouse was found dead in the house" etc.) by Ox_of_Dox
A torso was found in the middle of the street last week. There appear to be strange markers burned into the flesh. Next to the, to this date unidentified, torso were 5 half drunken bottles of sprite. The search for the now by the public named “Sp(r)ite-killer“ continues, as police seems to have a new lead on the matter.
DerG3n13 t1_ithtd05 wrote
Reply to comment by Hemingbird in [WP] The creator of inhabitable worlds has dropped in on Earth to see why it is so stunted. After all, the other 7 he created at the same time in this galaxy had achieved utopia centuries ago.. Turns out that Earth is the only one to have invented religion..Boy, is the creator pissed . by Signguyqld49
So basically rapture without heaven, I like it
DerG3n13 t1_jedi5m7 wrote
Reply to comment by RasterBrahnd in [WP] "You humans sure have a strange sense of humor. Sure, your planet totally has huge bodies of water that cover most of the surface. As if something so scarce would just be found falling from the sky. I guess when we reach your home world tomorrow you can show us all these fantasies in person!" by ultimateunbannable
Blizzard tim babyyyy