DidntWantSleepAnyway
DidntWantSleepAnyway t1_je066dz wrote
Reply to comment by Icetyger4 in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Yeah, I don’t know if this is a repost, but it’s the first I’ve seen of it! We might both be part of today’s lucky 10,000.
DidntWantSleepAnyway t1_jbxglya wrote
Reply to comment by loosererun in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
I’ve somehow never heard this one! Here I was, thinking I’d heard all the lawyer jokes in existence.
DidntWantSleepAnyway t1_j9tdg7d wrote
Reply to comment by Jassida in someone asked me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was by boombanggg2
Yeah, OP forgot about “the”.
DidntWantSleepAnyway t1_je1j3fm wrote
Reply to comment by peekay427 in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
I’m not going to tell it as well, but:
The guy takes out a frog, and tells the blonde “this is no ordinary frog! It can do tricks!”
“What kind of tricks?”
“Well, he can lick pussy.”
The blonde wants to see, so she invites him over and takes off her clothes. The guy sets the frog down on the bed.
Nothing happens.
The guy says to the frog, “You’ve forgotten how to do it, huh? Here, let me show you how it’s done.”