Dimantina
Dimantina t1_iy76e1b wrote
Reply to comment by Shalidar13 in [WP] You're a 'comically incompetent' supervillain for a group of C-List heroes. They are no real threat to you, so you endure their childish speeches. However, when the heroes raid the civilian business you run on the side and injure your employees, you decide to take yourself seriously for once. by Informal_Ad_6157
Exceptional work. Very fluid writing, easy read, and great execution of the prompt! 5/7
Dimantina t1_iugmiyh wrote
Reply to comment by aldhibain in [WP] You are a barista in a 24 hour coffee shop. Every night at 3:33am a demon appears for the Dark Lord's latte. by WarturtleWitch
From here is where I got the formula. https://sciencing.com/calculate-volume-egg-7892704.html
Or you can use this. https://goodcalculators.com/egg-surface-area-and-volume-calculator/
Dimantina t1_iufw1n1 wrote
Reply to comment by redditingatwork23 in [WP] You are a barista in a 24 hour coffee shop. Every night at 3:33am a demon appears for the Dark Lord's latte. by WarturtleWitch
Kinda why I did the math. Wanted to see how much it was.
The perspective is insane.
Thanks for appreciating it.
Dimantina t1_iufvxeh wrote
Reply to comment by Particular_Reality_4 in [WP] You are a barista in a 24 hour coffee shop. Every night at 3:33am a demon appears for the Dark Lord's latte. by WarturtleWitch
Hahaha totally!
Dimantina t1_iufcyxu wrote
Reply to comment by Hminney in [WP] You are a barista in a 24 hour coffee shop. Every night at 3:33am a demon appears for the Dark Lord's latte. by WarturtleWitch
Average width, 2.1cm, average length 2.8cm.
Volume of an egg is equal to.. 49.42... huh I did my first math wrong. Well damn. Anywho. Loads of money.
Dimantina t1_iuemkv0 wrote
Reply to comment by MehKarma in [WP] You are a barista in a 24 hour coffee shop. Every night at 3:33am a demon appears for the Dark Lord's latte. by WarturtleWitch
Hahaha I love that.
Honestly at the end of Clair's life at this rate she'd have a little over 2 Billion in gold.
<S>And if you don't have 2 Billion for retirement in 2085 you just can't retire.</s> (I hope).
Dimantina t1_iuecaiq wrote
Reply to comment by escher4096 in [WP] You are a barista in a 24 hour coffee shop. Every night at 3:33am a demon appears for the Dark Lord's latte. by WarturtleWitch
I think you did an excellent job at that! Just gold is ridiculous in how much it's worth.
I like that something which the average non million/billionaire would drool over is such a trivial thing to Steve.
That gold and money is so worthless in hell that Steve could literally spend the next 1000 years giving away this type of money every day and it wouldn't even touch the net worth of our top current billionaires.
Dimantina t1_iue3o77 wrote
Reply to comment by escher4096 in [WP] You are a barista in a 24 hour coffee shop. Every night at 3:33am a demon appears for the Dark Lord's latte. by WarturtleWitch
I loved this story the most out of all the others posted. However I know most people are gonna say "After a week of making that type of money, the Barista would most likely quit."
Let me do some math for you.
The average Robin egg has a volume of 78.66 cubic centimeters.
According to this gold weight calculator (https://www.omnicalculator.com/construction/metal-weight) a volume of 78.66 cm3 of gold is 1.518kg.
At current market rate for let's say 24k gold ($52.77 per gram), that nugget is worth $80'105.
This means the main character will need to work 5195.25 years to earn enough to make Jeff Bezo net worth.
<S> So yeah, if you want to be a peasant you could quit after a week. </S>
Dimantina t1_j4yob6k wrote
Reply to comment by randomname72 in [WP] The alien diplomats from The Federation are confused why no one was expecting them. "We gave all our details, historical events and a brief explanation of our technology to a Mr. Gene Roddenberry. Did he not tell anyone?" by halosos
angry up vote