Dinosalsa t1_j5kdrso wrote on January 23, 2023 at 5:08 PM

Reply to comment by space-sage in Have you ever thought about what it sounds on jupiter by Western_Home6746

494 explosions?

Dinosalsa t1_j4nt6cf wrote on January 17, 2023 at 12:45 AM

Reply to comment by pladin517 in A restaurant worker was caught with his penis in the tomato slicer. by TenRingRedux

Yes, but she's at least the very least retired by now

Dinosalsa t1_j4lvqh5 wrote on January 16, 2023 at 5:19 PM

Reply to Dear Son by harrygatto

"Dear Ma,

If you are reading this, I might be dead. I just want to tell you that I love you, Pa and Sis so much. I am fighting for my life with all I got. I decided to drive to your new home to meet the new baby, because I too want to know if I'm an uncle or an aunt. But I've been delayed because I locked the car with the keys inside. I called the locksmith and the insurance guy, but both got really mad and stormed off just as they arrived. I haven't eaten in days, my last meal was a pack of biscuits I found in the glove compartment

Love,

Sonny"