DirtFoot79
DirtFoot79 t1_jcvtuq1 wrote
Reply to comment by Miss_Speller in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
I'll always remember this quote. I haven't seen the source but the quote is priceless.
“Experience is a cruel teacher, she gives the test first and the lessons afterwards” -Vernon Law
DirtFoot79 t1_jcvtjx4 wrote
Reply to comment by Dapper_Weekend8391 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
I did the challenge too. While I managed to keep it down thanks to my tolerance for spice, I wish I did come up. My tender asshole does not have the same tolerance for spice as my mouth. So at about 1am it happened, I began shitting what I can only describe as the lava we've all seen in documentaries about volcanos. I was grunting and moaning loudly enough to wake my 3 year old son and scared him badly enough that he ran crying to his mom. The next morning it hurt to even sit down after all the encores that had happened through the night.
DirtFoot79 t1_ja5l07l wrote
A murder victim. Bury them while they're in rigor mortis. They come out moist and gooey when the police dig them up.
Source: I didn't do anything wrong, I want a lawyer.
DirtFoot79 t1_j6pde7x wrote
Reply to comment by PanzerKomadant in Council of Europe Prepares the Creation of Tribunal for Putin and Russian Leadership by eaglemaxie
What I think is that's not on the topic of discussion here. And that shouting random topics from the nosebleeds in the back, that are connected only in your mind serves nothing in relation to this topic or your own.
DirtFoot79 t1_j6pcm97 wrote
Reply to comment by PanzerKomadant in Council of Europe Prepares the Creation of Tribunal for Putin and Russian Leadership by eaglemaxie
Just stop it with your Soviet era whataboutism. Start your own post if you feel so strongly.
DirtFoot79 t1_j1jpkqq wrote
Reply to comment by Duros001 in Are people in the international space station experiencing time faster than us? by [deleted]
You are right about the time dialation effect. But you should be aware of how great those effects are. To think the time dialation effect would impact GPS calculations by 10 km a day.
I'm going to copy info from https://www.astronomy.ohio-state.edu/pogge.1/Ast162/Unit5/gps.html#:~:text=As%20such%2C%20when%20viewed%20from,by%2045%20microseconds%20per%20day.
"Further, the satellites are in orbits high above the Earth, where the curvature of spacetime due to the Earth's mass is less than it is at the Earth's surface. A prediction of General Relativity is that clocks closer to a massive object will seem to tick more slowly than those located further away (see the Black Holes lecture). As such, when viewed from the surface of the Earth, the clocks on the satellites appear to be ticking faster than identical clocks on the ground. A calculation using General Relativity predicts that the clocks in each GPS satellite should get ahead of ground-based clocks by 45 microseconds per day.
The combination of these two relativitic effects means that the clocks on-board each satellite should tick faster than identical clocks on the ground by about 38 microseconds per day (45-7=38)! This sounds small, but the high-precision required of the GPS system requires nanosecond accuracy, and 38 microseconds is 38,000 nanoseconds. If these effects were not properly taken into account, a navigational fix based on the GPS constellation would be false after only 2 minutes, and errors in global positions would continue to accumulate at a rate of about 10 kilometers each day!"
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DirtFoot79 t1_jcwwg1j wrote
Reply to comment by Cindexxx in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
I never even thought of that!