None of these paint chip eating, knuckle dragging cult members have ever used a portapotty at a concert, event, or a job site? Do these knuckleheads realize "unisex bathrooms" don't mean people use them together? It means a line forms, and you wait your turn to do your business.

Agree.. a swale would be your best option. If you're going to run pipe, use black perforated with the silt fabric sock on it and put it in a 2b stone bed.

Your electric meter should be on the outside of your house. The gas meter, if you have one, might be in your cellar. It would be a Grey box looking thing with a glass window. Behind the window will look like a car odometer. It should have 2 pipes coming out of it with a dial on 1 of the pipes to turn it off and lock it. New houses have all the meters outside now. Older houses have the gas and water meters in the cellar most times.

Nockamixon state park has bald eagles, osprey and all kinds of wildlife. It's big enough, even when it's crowded, you can find quiet, secluded spots.

Lake Galena in the Doylestown area has a nature preserve on the east end of the lake. Birds, turtles and deer hang out in the area of the Nature Center.

Edit. I misread where OP is from. These places are a good way away. But would make a cool weekend trip.