It really seems like hospitals should have a specialized tool for exactly this purpose. Make them cheap and disposable, even. It could just be a loop with a tie you can pull on to cinch it closed around the glitzy "free gift" plug, or the back wheels of the hot wheels car or the 0.50 cal bullet or whatever seemed like a good idea at the time.
DisappointingHero t1_irp94if wrote
Reply to TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
It really seems like hospitals should have a specialized tool for exactly this purpose. Make them cheap and disposable, even. It could just be a loop with a tie you can pull on to cinch it closed around the glitzy "free gift" plug, or the back wheels of the hot wheels car or the 0.50 cal bullet or whatever seemed like a good idea at the time.