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DoallthenKnit2relax t1_j2fopj5 wrote
Reply to What joke has been done to death? by Dragonceratops
Yo’ mama so fat…
DoallthenKnit2relax t1_j2f3p8h wrote
Try hydrogen peroxide?
DoallthenKnit2relax t1_ith57vd wrote
Reply to TIL that a prison riot in 1985 on Spike Island near Cork, Ireland, ended after a mother of a prisoner heard what was happening, came to the island,& roared at her son through a megaphone after he had been on a roof for hours; it took only a few minutes of shouting & the remaining prisoners came down by newshoeshudis
Ignore the law, ignore the guards, Ignore the warden, if you must.
But don’t ignore mom!
DoallthenKnit2relax t1_ith51a3 wrote
Reply to comment by LincolnCassiusClay47 in TIL that a prison riot in 1985 on Spike Island near Cork, Ireland, ended after a mother of a prisoner heard what was happening, came to the island,& roared at her son through a megaphone after he had been on a roof for hours; it took only a few minutes of shouting & the remaining prisoners came down by newshoeshudis
When they add your last name as well, run!
DoallthenKnit2relax t1_j9iydad wrote
Reply to TIL - That avocado seeds are so large because they depended on extinct megafauna to eat and disperse them. by byronhadleigh
I prefer the line George Burns gave when playing God in “Oh, God!”
John Denver: Haven’t you ever made any mistakes?
George/God: Avocados.
JD: Avocados?
G: They’re a perfect fruit, but I made the pits too big.