Doblepos t1_jdt38me wrote on March 26, 2023 at 11:45 PM Reply to comment by PolyJuicedRedHead in The zoo’s female gorilla was going crazy, and the vet on staff had a grave prognosis. “She’s in her mating season, and after a lifetime of captivity, if she doesn’t mate, she’ll die.” by yomommafool I tell this one making it a bit longer, so the conversation goes: "Alright, I'll have sex with the gorila but with 3 conditions". "Sure, let's see if we can get to an agreement". "1. Please get some make up on her so it will turn me on more" "Oh yeah, sure, I understand how that would help, we will use some lipsick". "2. I'd need a low level of light and romantic music". "Alright sir, we will try to get some nice place with music and candles and all that". "Perfect, so number 3. Please, could I pay the $500 in 6 or 12 installments?" Permalink Parent 11
It was the 117th birthday of the oldest man in the country, so a reporter went to interview him. Submitted by Doblepos t3_10o37mm on January 29, 2023 at 8:50 AM in Jokes 8 comments 143
Doblepos t1_jdt38me wrote
Reply to comment by PolyJuicedRedHead in The zoo’s female gorilla was going crazy, and the vet on staff had a grave prognosis. “She’s in her mating season, and after a lifetime of captivity, if she doesn’t mate, she’ll die.” by yomommafool
I tell this one making it a bit longer, so the conversation goes:
"Alright, I'll have sex with the gorila but with 3 conditions".
"Sure, let's see if we can get to an agreement".
"1. Please get some make up on her so it will turn me on more"
"Oh yeah, sure, I understand how that would help, we will use some lipsick".
"2. I'd need a low level of light and romantic music".
"Alright sir, we will try to get some nice place with music and candles and all that".
"Perfect, so number 3. Please, could I pay the $500 in 6 or 12 installments?"