??? Do you have Celiac or something? You’re out of commission for two weeks because you drank something that contained gluten??

I’m sorry this happened to you. Did you react to his laughter? Did you say anything? If it were me I’d submit a fuckin complaint—don’t laugh at that shit man, your job is to drive the bus and manage it.

The wheelbarrow option isn’t bad but I vehemently disagree with the choke out option. If I wrestle a pitbull to the ground in a headlock, that thing’s just going to start squirming and freaking out—I have zero confidence I’d actually be able to hold it down for any substantial amount of time. At least with the legs in the air one, it’s incapacitated.

Thanks for being such a good person, man. Don’t let your ego be shattered…it’s a sad reality that these fuckin things were bred for combat and now we have them walking around like they’re Golden Doodles. I’m sincerely in favor of municipal-level ordinances that are heavily enforced to keep any large dog (German Shepherd, Pitbull, Rottweiler, so on) on a leash or, frankly, not in the fuckin city. I know it’d never get passed, I know it’s a pipe dream—but my neighbor’s daughter was mauled by a shitbull and ended up with a lifelong limp because of it. Owner just fuckin up and moved. Good for me, but where’s that monster now?

Pitmommies need to get it through their thick fuckin skulls that these animals shouldn’t be owned.