Damn, she deleted her account. Off to get run through by Chad and Tyrone again I guess

This. Go ahead and rip off the bandaid and end it. That's a point of no return.

Yeah, I'd NEVER be able to perform with her again. I'd be obsessing with thoughts of how she's laughing at my dick, etc.

I'd equate it more with calling a woman flat chested. Even then, though, they can have surgery to enlarge them so... There literally is no comparison to telling a man he has a small dick.

But you can do something about being fat. Us short wanged dudes? No hope.