Damn.. never thought I’d see my home town on Reddit. I hated growing up there with all the materialistic people that live there. Anyway.. I can’t help but wonder where in orinda they could possibly stand. At least when I lived there no place near the highway would possibly be safe to stand.

So maybe this is just me and my cyclic vomiting syndrome, but I have a serious question. How do you not throw up watching VR porn? With me I get way too dizzy to even watch people playing first person shooter games, so I definitely know to stay away, but I’m curious about how it effects people who don’t get super dizzy and sick like me.

Get a plastic inflatable donut from the pharmacy so you’ll be able to sit, get some Preparation H for potential hemorrhoids, and finally get some Aloe Vera to put on and around the hole. That should fix it pretty quick.