"bub" or "guy"

I don't know about you but I'm going to get ice cream tomorrow in a hoodie, mesh shorts and flops

I get that, its just if neither of you have any experience, putting in a couple of hours on Skis is a more gentle introduction to the basic downhill concepts which transfer between disciplines.

quick tip, DO NOT try to catch a sudden fall with your arms. broken wrist is very common injury for beginners on a board. just cross your arms over your chest and wear a proper helmet.

Keep the pressure on the downhill side of the uphill edge.

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Maybe start on skis first till you learn edge control. the initial learning curve on skis easier on flatter beginner style hills. I find the edgework on the board to be more challenging on beginner style terrain as you need a bit of inertia to keep the pressure on the downhill side of the uphill edge.

Jetboils are rad. Sometimes I cook soup with it just course it's faster.

news weathermen are a bunch of click seeking babies

On this scale yes, it's pretty far back

STONE HIM!!!

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