I'm curious about the role of the secret service in ensuring that he doesn't flee.

I played this the other day with some friends. I can't begin to explain how much easier it is to play with two thumbsticks.

Turtles.

I stumbled across someone feeding them over the park wall up near 108th or so. More trash pandas than I've ever seen. A racoon platoon, if you will. Maybe three or four dozen all waiting for food. As a kid, I recall seeing one casually scaling a fence to the alley between buildings. People forget that Manhattan's got wildlife.

Dog years is a myth!

My turn to educate:

>for all intensive purposes

For all intents and purposes

>I'm trying to educate, not hate.

No hate assumed. I'm all in favor of TIL moments.

>I like it when it's brighter outside for longer in the evenings in spring and summer.

It's brighter for longer in the summer regardless of what your clock says.

I'm also a little irked by how brazenly you proclaim "I don't care if it actually kills people".

The practice of changing the clocks forward has a significantly significant impact on increasing heart attacks and deer collisions.

I'll use the correct term when the practice of observing it ends.

I know it passed in the Senate, but I don't believe it's been passed by the House.

Can we vote to end daylight savings? My alarm clock knows what the new time is, but my dog doesn't.

Good for them. Hopefully one day they'll kick the occupiers out of the Czech territory of Královec.

Oh yeah? Please explain why it was America's fault, and what concrete steps America should take.

I look forward to your thoughtful and nuanced explanation of geopolitics.

Pizza in NYC looks sooooo much better than pizza in America.

It is, indeed.

You mean folding if down the middle? Yes, of course. How else would you eat a slice?

Italian cuisine and Italian-American cuisine diverged 100 years ago.

This is Italian-American pizza from NYC. We get it, you're Italian. No one cares.

Russia's security service is working to subvert every pro-Western government.

This is their playbook. The Russian Federation is a terrorist state.

It's a boiled half-pasta-half-dumpling egg dough, and strands are often made by forcing batter through a colander or otherwise dripping it into the water in somewhat irregular strands. It has a great texture and mouthfeel with just the right amount of chew.

After boiling, it's usually fried in some butter and served as a side, where it's great absorbing sauces from whatever else you're eating. Cheese spaetzle is delicious, too, which is basically south-German mac-and-cheese.