I see what you did there :)

Met a porn star as well as have come face to face with a regular person I know that I've jerked off to. Can confirm - not at all the same.

Gotcha. And I agree. I mostly disagree with the implication that boob and dick size are factors that cannot be altered. They can. I also think altering your appearance to stay in a relationship with a shallow significant other is ridiculous and not worth it. You should acknowledge their right to be shallow and send them on their merry way. Somewhere there is a person who likes your dick and/or boobs just the way they are.

I wouldn't, many other people wouldn't. I'm sure as many people out there who would. And it's not your job to stop 'em. Or mine. Or anyone's. If people want to get together or break up for superficial reasons it's entirely their business and anyone who preaches about how it's wrong must be very salty and in need of a hug.

Oh I'm not arguing it's a total shit show of an idea, just saying it's a thing that exists.

LMAO. That was great!

Again, I wholeheartedly agree. But also you should respect other people's right to be superficial and not whine about it. Especially if you're lucky for someone to actually honestly admit they're leaving someone due to aesthetic qualms.

Agreed. Dicks can also be enhanced surgically.

You're just not trying hard enough.

You think that's messed up? Wait till you find out what we do to toilet paper.