E420CDI t1_jeg40d4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:32 PM

Reply to comment by Ytrog in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12

Pulled out all the stops there

E420CDI t1_jeg3mbs wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:29 PM

Reply to comment by Ewetootwo in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12

Watt?

E420CDI t1_jeg3fs1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:28 PM

Reply to comment by SpeedBartPL in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12

King Charles III has entered the chat

E420CDI t1_jeg3bfr wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:27 PM

Reply to comment by Kimi_Arthur in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12

How do eye operate the periscope?

E420CDI t1_jeg32mv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:26 PM

Reply to comment by IAmEggsOk in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12

Arrrrrrr, me hearty!!!

r/Pirates

E420CDI t1_jeg2wjy wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:25 PM

Reply to comment by SarcastaRandy in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12

Oh no deer

E420CDI t1_jecihtp wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:32 AM

Reply to comment by Tornagh in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest

This guy's dead wife

E420CDI t1_jeci7bt wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:30 AM

Reply to comment by SqueakMachine in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest

He's bagsied it for when he gets trollied

E420CDI t1_je0aaqh wrote on March 28, 2023 at 2:22 PM

Reply to comment by captcraigaroo in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel

If you say so

Prepare for a ribbiting experience

E420CDI t1_jdx3962 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 8:44 PM

Reply to comment by Iz-kan-reddit in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene

It's what you stick in a sentence to aid and quicken its climax

E420CDI t1_jdx2d20 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 8:38 PM

Reply to comment by militaryCoo in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene

One hundred and EIIIIIIGGGHHHTTTTTYYYYYYY

E420CDI t1_jdhkoga wrote on March 24, 2023 at 1:27 PM

Reply to I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter

They were feeling a little sour, doh.

E420CDI t1_j04tq2m wrote on December 14, 2022 at 1:55 AM

Reply to comment by Malvastor in A priest and a nun in a desert cabin by boa_constrictor

That would be an ecumenical matter!

E420CDI OP t1_ixfh56x wrote on November 23, 2022 at 1:15 AM

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*Goldenfry

E420CDI t1_ixf2o10 wrote on November 22, 2022 at 11:21 PM

Reply to Former priest pleads guilty to obscenity in threesome on altar at Pearl River Church by unphilosoph

Well, it was a three-in-one!

E420CDI t1_ixdjqdm wrote on November 22, 2022 at 5:11 PM

Reply to A man walks into a pet shop looking for a new bird by regwregarvfse

Lovely parrot, the Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage, isn't it?