Similar Jewish aphorism.

And there’s “911” painted on the side of the car. It don’t look like no Porsche to me!

If you don’t like dyslexic people, you can sit on THIS! (raises ring finger).

An drunk old man stumbles around on a dark street in a bad neighborhood. Pretty soon, he falls through the swinging doors of a biker bar.

He gets up and looks around. “Well well well,” he says loudly, “What do we have here? A buncha pussies, that’s what!”

Place goes silent. The old man’s eyes catch sight of the biggest, meanest-looking biker in the room. He walks a crooked path toward the mountainous man and points at him with a big smile.

As he reaches the table, he leans down, looks the biker right in the eye, and says, “I fucked yer grandma.”

Everyone waits for the big man’s reaction, but his face remains expressionless.

“Yeah, that’s right, I fucked your grandma! I fucked her real good! She was moaning and begging for more!”

Still no reaction from the biker. Now the old man is angry.

“Hey! Are you deaf?! I fucked her every which way all night long, and she LOVED it! Now what are you going to do about it ?!”

Slowly, the biker rises. Everyone holds their breath as they watch him stare down at the old man.

“C’mon, then,” the biker says, “let’s get you home, grandpa.”