You're like a chicken then, especially if it's your right that is nearsighted and your left that is farsighted.

Eric is indeed very sweet

Inflation is a bitch huh 😔

Oh my God Eric, you poor sweet summer child

That is some seriously cheap rates

Oh God this is awful

Sounds like they got what they deserved, it’s unfortunate that Krampus, in punishing them, punished you too and gave you such trauma though.

Claire, darling, I believe you are girlbossing a little too close to the sun, but I support you fully.

I don’t think the Queen is going to be sending anyone a letter anytime soon man.

However this seems like the appropriate moment to bring up that she’s still alive. It was getting suspicious though and they didn’t want to arise suspicion over the slightest strange longevity of the former British monarch so they faked her death. She’s still alive though, and now she is free, no longer tied down with royal duties. Lock your doors. Close your windows. Sleep with one eye open. Remember she’s roaming.

I haven’t finished reading this yet but first of all, if the title is what I think it is, you go girl, nothing like a bit of monster-fucking to get your spirits up.

Also *screams* NO DO NOT TRUST THEM DO NOT TRUST THEM MARKOS IS LYING YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS

I have a feeling that someone isn’t someone we want to run into without an Eric and a ton of silver

Oh dear God I think this is my call to get on meds

If you manage to get out, I'd recommend always having a charger with you. You will forget, unless you always grab the phone with the charger attached whenever you're going anywhere.

I'm currently on Reddit procrastinating on doing my university readings, and it took me way too long to read this because I kept getting distracted, have never related more in my life.

Honestly I'm so mad she didn't visit me this Halloween because I have some really cool Spanish Christmas food that is really nice and I would have loved her to try it.

Please bring it up at Christmas I’m sure both you and Eric will be able to laugh about it.

Finding a creepy woman in your brother's home, when you know your brother might be attractive enough to get hookups but he is also really not the type, and not questioning it, even when he's confused as well, is somewhat denser than even your poor brother. I don't think he'd like me to tell you (shhh, you didn't hear it from me) but >!he snogged a river monster and almost died.!<

But yeah, I would advise you to be really careful these next few days. Take care of your brother, and take care of yourself, because you seem very cool and very badass.

It's nice to finally meet you but somehow you are kind of even denser than Charles. I love that for you. I love you already. You are cool.

That doesn’t mean he’s not also attracted to Eric though, or won’t ever be.

Oh, so Charles can ogle the poor dude standing around half-naked and yet I can’t respectfully stare?

He deserves all the hugs

Ok ok but I like commenting as I go, some sort of live commentary

And like, maybe it didn’t work, but at least he tried and was willing to do it

It definitely seems like there was something horrible of that sort going on, maybe not physical but definitely some sort of emotional thing, probably Nathaniel weaponised it for control over the poor child.

Oh my God I knew Eric was badass but stabbing out his eardrums in order to not let them have any control is next level.

Oh my God did Eric sleep with Nathaniel