EldritchAnimation

EldritchAnimation t1_j19k5ia wrote

Nonsense. I’m procrastinating mopping the floor because I’m lazy and would rather play video games. Quite the opposite, if I felt anxiety over it, I’d probably have done it already.

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EldritchAnimation t1_iyhty1o wrote

He hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season!

Now, please don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason.

It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right.

It could be, perhaps his shoes were too tight.

But I think that the most likely reason of all

May have been that his heart was two sizes too small

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