Elgre t1_j46fwd2 wrote on January 13, 2023 at 2:26 PM Reply to Please, help me identify a joke! by Aelirenn Alright... So, in America a drill sargent waits for his new batch of recruits. The bus pulls up and they start piling out. "Line up!" He shouts and they all get in order. Except one guy who stands up from his pack he's been sitting on over to one side. The recruit gets up and walks over calmly to join the line. The drill sargent is livid with this green skin and decides to put the fear of God into the man. "Recruit! What is your name?" "Me names Shaun mate." Replies the recruit with an aussie twang. "Tell me Shaun, did you come here to die?" "Nah mate," he responds, "I got 'ere yesterday." Permalink 292
Elgre t1_j46fwd2 wrote
Reply to Please, help me identify a joke! by Aelirenn
Alright...
So, in America a drill sargent waits for his new batch of recruits. The bus pulls up and they start piling out.
"Line up!" He shouts and they all get in order. Except one guy who stands up from his pack he's been sitting on over to one side.
The recruit gets up and walks over calmly to join the line.
The drill sargent is livid with this green skin and decides to put the fear of God into the man.
"Recruit! What is your name?"
"Me names Shaun mate." Replies the recruit with an aussie twang.
"Tell me Shaun, did you come here to die?"
"Nah mate," he responds, "I got 'ere yesterday."