EmmaLouLove t1_jbr1y4h wrote on March 11, 2023 at 1:19 AM

Reply to B.C. man says he accidentally unlocked and drove someone else’s Tesla using the app by ChocolateTsar

Oops.

EmmaLouLove t1_j41h364 wrote on January 12, 2023 at 3:01 PM

Reply to Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism

“I've got a slight weight problem. Yeah, yeah I do. Yeah, I do. I went to this doctor. Well, he told me I swallow a lot of aggression... along with a lot of pizzas! Ha Ha Ha! Pizzas! I'm basically a shy person, I'm a shy guy. Uh, he suggested taking one these uh, aggression training courses. You know these aggression training courses like EST, those type of things. Anyway, it cost 400 bucks! 400 bucks to join this thing? Well I didn't have the money and I thought to myself, "Join the army"! John Candy, Ox, Stripes

EmmaLouLove t1_iydeoc0 wrote on November 30, 2022 at 4:02 PM

Reply to San Francisco will allow police to deploy robots that kill by assignpseudonym

Have they never seen The Terminator Rise of the Machines? Wait for it. They’re gonna go full on precog in the near future.

EmmaLouLove t1_ix8rsu4 wrote on November 21, 2022 at 4:55 PM

Reply to Delaware man sentenced for joining US Capitol riots while on Tinder date by Freexscsa

Should have swiped to the left on that one.