And also stop driving with your fking high beams on all of the god damned time. That shit is obnoxious and dangerous. Idk why that's seemingly so difficult for New Englanders to not do.

Power bottom on a plate isn't like "fuck me" or something more harsh. It's fine.

I mean, let's be real, isn't a large portion of New England alcoholics? I feel like I've met an awful lot of them since I moved even further north from Jersey.

Sounds like you're reaching, associating power bottom with somehow being linked to the parent and child on the plate? What kind of twisted mindset even tries to affiliate those two things together? Get a life. You made a poor choice of words, reap what you sow, you opened yourself up to being bashed for it.

You do realize that gay people can parent...correct?