Cool story bro

Jinxed yourself bro

I've spent atleast a year of my life sitting on 28.

And nothing about hitting it is funny.

"hAhAHahhh nEw bAnD naME"

You're an idiot

My church participates in a charity that donates clothing to 3rd world countries, I always make sure to put some sort of Pittsburgh merch in every year solely to increase yinzer nation.

Typically, on this website, sarcasm is followed by a (/s).

Unfortunately this isn't a joke or sarcasm. I went out on dudes boat last summer, purchased with money from flipping city owned houses.

His boat is a few hundred square feet less than my house.

It pays to know somebody

I know somebody who knows somebody and they make a killing buying up properties from the city. It really is a racket.

My flight Xanax is essential

LMFAO are you really here, typing out deranged nonsensical paragraphs telling me to touch grass? You come off as someone who has serious mental problems.

You're a cowardly keyboard warrior and nothing more. Please go elsewhere with your insanity.

How racist of you to assume that no low income = white enclave.

So in your mind, people of color are always low income?

What's annoying about these housing developments is the back ass, narrow country roads aren't designed to handle the extra traffic. The housing development recently built by my house proves this.

Atleast 3 times a week I'm almost killed by some suburbanite Karen in a huge suv coming around a bend on the wrong side of the road doing double the speed limit.

Of course these people are the type of people that will put up signs that say "slow children at play" Infront of their house yet they drive like complete disrespectful assholes everywhere else

The US Navy actually uses technology that imitates this on some ships.

This beats yesterdays post when someone cried about it being too sunny.

During the height of the cold war, the US had nukes all over the world.

The Cuban missile crisis was the USSR's response to the US having nukes in turkey.

The US folded and removed the nukes from turkey, although they refused to publicly acknowledge this at the time.

What a stupid fucking post. God I feel dumber just reading this

Bro, your story sucks. Please just delete it

This happened to me at last year's Christmas party, luckily my boss rented me a hotel room as I was way to drunk to drive.

The thing I get tho most shit for tho is when I woke up the next morning, I had to go to work, so I walked 3 miles from the hotel to where my work van was at 6 am with the worst hangover I ever had.

If she's 34 and blocks you over a typo, you dodged a bullet mate, consider yourself lucky.

Step 1) go to dominos.com

Step 2) order a pan pizza with ranch sauce, extra cheese, pineapple, and bacon...Heck add chicken to it if you really feel like splurging!

Step 3) accept that I was right, pineapple definitely belongs on a pizza

Step 4) come back here and apologize to the rest of us for being such a pizza snob

Wow OP, you're a back stabbing POS, glad that woman had to sit there and listen to all your bitching just so you could throw her under the bus while she was sick from covid.

I sure do hope karma gets you

"TIFU by making my girlfriend laugh?"

I'm sorry op but until it's 75 and sunny, I am not ok.

Yes actually I am, and a dirty filter does nothing but restrict air flow which unless OP dipped their filter in concrete, isn't restricting air flow enough to cause the type of problems OP is having.

If OPs furnace is blowing cold air, he has air flow. What OP doesn't have is heat exchange which means there's probably something wrong with the source of heat, be that be gas, electric, or heat pump.

Bottom line is OP needs to call a professional and not take advice from people on the Internet who have no clue what they're talking about. Especially because it's winter.