Empire2k5
Empire2k5 t1_jecf0fx wrote
Reply to LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
No, all you gotta do it just say "it's just a prank bro" afterwards and everything is ok.
Empire2k5 t1_je3qaf5 wrote
Reply to Subway by selfishvery
Is it the year 2000 again?
Empire2k5 t1_jc58q8g wrote
Again with the mustard on chili dog... Nasty. Idk if this is a new "thing" or the same guy
Empire2k5 t1_jadkpui wrote
Reply to comment by ShadowDV in TIFU by telling my job I was too drunk to come into work today by PlotHole2017
Those are for nice summer days. I mean allergy season.
Empire2k5 t1_jadhr40 wrote
Reply to TIFU update: my mum saw me sending nudes to an internet stranger and is now trying to get me to marry him by FlowingMonsoon
Wasn't this just post like a few days ago?
Edit: yes it was after checking OP profile. You are one interesting individual to put it nicely.
Empire2k5 t1_jadgwk6 wrote
Reply to comment by PlotHole2017 in TIFU by telling my job I was too drunk to come into work today by PlotHole2017
I usually am to, just better to be sure I'm fully there.
Empire2k5 t1_jad8dsu wrote
That's why I use the "only drink on weekends, and not the day before work" method.
Empire2k5 t1_jabcpi5 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by making a joke about sleeping with others girls around my GF by [deleted]
Then grow the fuck up.
Empire2k5 t1_jabcc3o wrote
Are you guys 16? The way you and your "group" talk about woman is pretty fucked up and disrespectful.
Empire2k5 t1_jab78ce wrote
Reply to comment by Janus_The_Great in This road has dots and recommends you keep a two dot distance between vehicles by Planejet42
It's 3secs in MN. And of course no one follows that.
Empire2k5 t1_jab4nrr wrote
Reply to comment by PushingMyLimit in TIFU Update: I accused my boyfriend of cheating on me with his dead husband by TIFUWife2
Makes sense. I haven't really lost anyone serious in my life, but you do have to eventually move on. Talking about it with a loved one might even help with that. And she also mentioned in previous thread, that they hold a memorial every year for him, that's what caused this. So aren't totally forgetting about him in that way either.
Empire2k5 t1_jab2byq wrote
Reply to comment by Zebrahead69 in TIFU Update: I accused my boyfriend of cheating on me with his dead husband by TIFUWife2
Username does say "tifuwife"...
Empire2k5 t1_jaatsh8 wrote
I was in part 1. Im a little lost on the "by telling you about it, I would be forgetting him" part. Wouldn't that be in a way remembering him, by talking about it? But gl none the less.
Empire2k5 t1_ja8x53m wrote
Reply to comment by Youngstiffy in LPT Never greet people on the street with an open hand. Scammers will use handshakes as an opportunity to place an item into your hand which will then be used against you in their scam. Always go with a closed hand fist bump instead. by [deleted]
Because it's not really all that safe to go randomly up to strangers and shaking/fist bumping them?
Empire2k5 t1_ja8wfzd wrote
Reply to comment by Youngstiffy in LPT Never greet people on the street with an open hand. Scammers will use handshakes as an opportunity to place an item into your hand which will then be used against you in their scam. Always go with a closed hand fist bump instead. by [deleted]
You asked, I answered.
Empire2k5 t1_ja8vqg7 wrote
Reply to comment by Youngstiffy in LPT Never greet people on the street with an open hand. Scammers will use handshakes as an opportunity to place an item into your hand which will then be used against you in their scam. Always go with a closed hand fist bump instead. by [deleted]
Only Canada and across the USA. Still don't talk to strangers. Have your parents taught you nothing?
Empire2k5 t1_ja8v7a9 wrote
Reply to LPT Never greet people on the street with an open hand. Scammers will use handshakes as an opportunity to place an item into your hand which will then be used against you in their scam. Always go with a closed hand fist bump instead. by [deleted]
People go around shaking random people's hands? Better LPT is leave strangers alone and don't approach someone you don't know.
Empire2k5 t1_ja1o5zr wrote
Reply to LPT: If someone is talking loudly over speakerphone in public and you want them to shut up, join in on their conversation. by ConnieKai
I just fart loudly as I walk by.
Empire2k5 t1_ja1n7ck wrote
Reply to LPT Single men at a bar/club should wish the bachelorette in a bachelorette party a “happy birthday” to get introduced to the entire group. by [deleted]
Lpt: how to be an annoying shit.
Empire2k5 t1_j9pgedj wrote
Reply to LPT: If you're making a sandwich for your kids and only have the heel of the bread left, put the heels inside. The kids probably won't notice by motoperpetuoso
Why does your bread have heels? Think that's a more important question.
Empire2k5 t1_j9fswbb wrote
Reply to comment by waluigisdaddy in TIFU by driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the tank by eternalrefuge86
As a fellow Minnesotan, I've never left my car unattended while filling up. -30f or not.
Empire2k5 t1_j98evue wrote
You know what you must do now, I don't make the rules.
Empire2k5 t1_j977gft wrote
Well I would mistake it for recycling. And certain places require everything to be labeled so there is no doubt what it is... So funny.
Empire2k5 t1_j90gzcz wrote
Well of course not. It's not like I can get it to get a job and bring in an extra income. But can definitely help some find joy/happiness in life.
Empire2k5 t1_jeft7wo wrote
Reply to comment by doctorhino in How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
Or some crazy kids extending a water hose all the way to the park for shits and giggles.