Entschuldigung :(

Stop downvoting him folks - it's actually a fairly cute joke that he cracked.

And if you look at his responses below, he's mellow.

Right spelling nick was already taken

Can confirm we are quite hairy

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"I like you, and I want to continue that, and in time go beyond liking.

I think we are getting along swimmingly. Just one concern: The high pace has caught me by surprise.

It is a part of my personality - I tend to go slow and steady.

You have more of a passionate and driven persona. Think of it like this: I am like a reliable employee; you are more of an ambitious leader of a promising start-up.

And the simple reality is: I am finding it difficult to handle the pace.

So if it's OK with you, can we dial back the speed a little? I will try to increase my pace a little, and you can also perhaps slow down a little.

I hope I am not asking for too much. Let me know your thoughts - candidly".

I hope nobody gives you a solution because this is too cute to put an end to.

Anyway, his target was lower down, you moved his hand up, he figured you were humoring him with a little bit of touching but were not in the mood for full-on sex.

You both comprehended each other's cues incorrectly, so any communication built on top of that false understanding was sure to go nowhere.