EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_je9hwj8 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:05 PM

Reply to comment by Pkrudeboy in The cops in my town are looking for a suspect who they are calling “the birthday party thief”. by porichoygupto

Damn, wish I could maths.

EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_je1sdh1 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 8:03 PM

Reply to I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606

You should have Faith once in awhile.

EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_je0e7gp wrote on March 28, 2023 at 2:48 PM

Reply to I'm not good at geography, is this correct? by jpbmcf

Looks right but the map doesn’t show the ice walls keeping the water from falling off the edge.

EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_je09vpf wrote on March 28, 2023 at 2:19 PM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in Phoebe Cates 1980s by steroidamoeba

I’m sure most of them have jerked their willies to way worse. And as long as they’re not in a public place or around others then it’s their business.

EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_je0022q wrote on March 28, 2023 at 1:07 PM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel

I’m not sure how to interpret that. Or if I want to know.

EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_jdycm7j wrote on March 28, 2023 at 2:10 AM

Reply to comment by cloudyTurin963 in The Chili lover by Remarkable-Youth-504

That was nuts

EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_jdxur2a wrote on March 27, 2023 at 11:57 PM

Reply to comment by willyolio in I walked in on my wife having sex with her gym trainer... by mrtipbull

It didn’t say her brother the gym teacher.

EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_jduv4oe wrote on March 27, 2023 at 11:22 AM

Reply to Unknown cowboy, c.1900 by Star_Ship_55

Where gun?

EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_jdpnvlo wrote on March 26, 2023 at 5:07 AM

Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d

His wife said it was hard watching him go.

EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_jcxc2h3 wrote on March 20, 2023 at 7:56 AM

Reply to Found this Picture of my Grandfather Working in Chicago in the 70s by Agzraider15

I’ll bet he said “what?” A lot when people spoke to him.

EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_jabudtn wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:31 AM

Reply to Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont

Anyone who disagrees will fall out of a fourth floor window.

EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_jaaak05 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:02 AM

Reply to comment by needathrowaway321 in A pig photo bombing a wedding in the 1940s by Mad_Season_1994

Not sure how they’re gonna feel about great great great grandma’s only fans photos.

EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_j9rdswu wrote on February 24, 2023 at 12:38 AM

Reply to comment by SomeWomanFromEngland in I was having sex with Vladimir Lenin and he asked me to grab his balls by Ihavethemilkson

Sex with putin is called a queef.

EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_j6jkqli wrote on January 30, 2023 at 8:05 PM

Reply to Barbra Streisand (1970s) by ShoKKa_

Who’s cupping her boobs?

EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_j5s7u3z wrote on January 25, 2023 at 4:43 AM

Reply to What's the difference between a condom and a car? by CalEPygous

A condom has less headroom.

EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_j5s78hl wrote on January 25, 2023 at 4:38 AM

Reply to comment by leonscum in What's the difference between a condom and a car? by CalEPygous

Nightstand?

EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_j5jh926 wrote on January 23, 2023 at 1:18 PM

Reply to comment by flamingpillowcase in Found this photo of my uncle going through some old boxes. 1966 by bartarton

They meant to say detox. Damn you autocorrect

EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_j4eebe1 wrote on January 15, 2023 at 3:00 AM

Reply to I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334

These pretzels are makin me thirsty.

EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_j1ti2s1 wrote on December 27, 2022 at 7:07 AM

Reply to Never skip wheels day. by rjd14lite

They will need a map of all speed bumps, manhole covers, railroad crossings and anything else that might reach a height of 1.5 inches above the road.

EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_j1qwrjl wrote on December 26, 2022 at 6:11 PM

Reply to comment by Lattethecoffeaddict in Why is hotel sex so much better than sex at home? by Brewer1056

Random:

adjective 1. made, done, happening, or chosen without method or conscious decision.

I don’t know why it’s banned.

EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_iy870vm wrote on November 29, 2022 at 2:02 PM

Reply to comment by GrumpyCatStevens in Randy Smith hoists 203 pounds of machine off the ground. c1970s by MyDogGoldi

Maybe it didn’t have any air in the tires.

EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_ixz4227 wrote on November 27, 2022 at 2:58 PM

Reply to Mary Miles Minter relaxing on the film set of Moonlight and Honeysuckle (1921) by electricmastro

The original Emineminem.

EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_ixukj49 wrote on November 26, 2022 at 2:03 PM

Reply to Christopher Lee with his wife and daughter in Paris, 1967 by NKLATSLA

I didn’t see the child at first, thought they were in Paris Alabama.

EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_ixbxr1j wrote on November 22, 2022 at 7:57 AM

Reply to Actor/footballer Vinnie Jones with opposing player Paul Gascoigne during a match. 1988 by 305FUN

That’s nuts.

EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_ixbw45t wrote on November 22, 2022 at 7:35 AM

Reply to comment by SpareMind in A man walks into a pet shop looking for a new bird by regwregarvfse

Now it’s the Amazon and UPS guy you have to worry about