ExpialiDUDEcious
ExpialiDUDEcious t1_ja5j9jx wrote
Reply to comment by Bokbreath in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
No, they are very brave for they have a killing device they don’t know how to use. That’s very brave. (/s do I need this though?)
ExpialiDUDEcious t1_ja2o1lw wrote
Reply to comment by davy_jones_locket in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
He forgot it was there. It was concealed (and apparently ready to fire?) in his camouflage pants?
ExpialiDUDEcious t1_j574gm6 wrote
Reply to The chocolate one! by GoldenChinchilla
Nobody gonna ask about the white one with the yellow hair? 🙃
ExpialiDUDEcious t1_j3xj7gw wrote
Reply to comment by Truthhurts_69 in Uganda declares an end to Ebola outbreak by alphahydra
BANKRUPTCY!
ExpialiDUDEcious t1_j3c2bke wrote
Reply to Critically endangered rhinoceros gives birth to calf at Kansas City Zoo on New Year's Eve by Typical-Plantain256
I love him already. I have two song related names for him.
- Firework because New Year baby
- Wreckingball because rhyno
ExpialiDUDEcious t1_iy66rni wrote
Reply to comment by MessAdmin in Student's MacBook Amazon order replaced with Weetabix by bananaphophesy
🤦🏻♀️ and an ⬆️
ExpialiDUDEcious t1_jaocbkw wrote
Reply to comment by Eupion in Japan just found 7,000 islands it didn't know it had by shithousedlabrum
(Those are the bodies and cars with bodies inside 🤫)