Wow, you are an actual jerk and I feel very bad for your real life friends. The problem here isn't that she needs to "get over herself," it's that she doesn't value herself enough to back out! And putzes like you make it worse. So shut up and learn some empathy.

So... Your plan was to let this guy intimidate you after he killed your friend, just go with his plan, and eat your dead friend with him??? Why not fight him or subdue him? Why not take your phone back? Why not run outside and scream? Why just go along with this and let him be in control? Are you high??

I wonder if the wood is lucky because it's petrified or because of the intention, or a mix of both? Like entombed wood taken by someone alive as a gift of love, an intimate act. Or something cheesy like that. A shaving of the wood in a necklace might be good. I don't know if you can replicate the steps to make your own.

Daniel is not reacting well. I think your idea is worth telling him, but we both know he's going to unfairly demand you do the target change. And you're nice and compassionate enough that you'd do it because you won't want to say no. But, if there's anyone else at all... Like, can you make the larva attack one of the monsters? I doubt it, but surely someone else deserves the ire. One of the useless security guys?

He was never a great friend to begin with. That's on him, not you. It's his choice, not yours. You did your very best and he refused to meet you halfway. It sucks, but try to focus on your more sincere friendships instead. You've got at least three now!

Poor guy. These college inhumans really don't follow any rules. You did your best. He might need some prosthetic digestive pieces but he might be okay.

Daniel is definitely screwed up about this. He was so used to bragging about nonsense and looking cool, and now he's utterly helpless and has to be the hero he always pretended to be, and it's ticking him off. He's mad at you because you can't take responsibility like he wants you to so that he can keep being a coward. If your plan works, he's going to have to accept that he's pretty much useless in these situations.

Yeahhhno no I did not

Probably the second option

Hey, maybe you can take one of Kenneth's hands and jam it on your stub, maybe your undeadness will somehow spread and attach the arm? Like, dead meat meeting undead meat and fusing or something? You could use the arm more than him

Or, the Lady, as Kate is now.

Don't worry, you're doing your best. If that ghoul thing hasn't killed Prof yet, maybe it won't for whatever reason. Because of his ignorance or because it's not immediately malicious at the moment. I don't know if that extends to you, though.

The Rain Chasers being back is very, very bad though. They're never going to believe you if you try to warn them. Even if you get your friends to help, they'll think you're trolling them or something. But, there must be some way to get the warning across somehow. Inviting someone to see the possums or the library ghost or something to show your credibility maybe? If something isn't done, they're fodder for whoever started the club back up. And you need to find out who did it.

That's not the case for everyone. My ears produce an overabundance of wax and I either have to use professional ear cleaning kits or get them flushed by doctors regularly. I used an earspoon for the first time a few weeks ago (gently!) and pulled out a centimeter of wax. It was like my ears turned the volume up.

Okay, so weird idea. This thing in its larva stage seems like a tapeworm with legs. What if you got a ton of tapeworm killer, or what you would consider the supernatural equivalent of tapeworm killer, and used that? Or failing that, something else that kills larva. Not flames or insecticide, but like a poison or something. Do you have any pencil bits left?

Reminds me of those stairs to nowhere in the woods. Those tend to end horribly for anyone who climbs them as well. Maybe this is the same kind of monster who's moved into human civilization, and the guy who built the building made the maze of halls to encase it. Then some dummy went and bought it and said, "y'know what this would be great as?? A children's school!!"