Improvisation with whatever tools I have

The thought process goes as follow:

What cause jock itch?

Warm and moisture= fungus infection

Does it mean I could cure it fast with disinfectant?

What tools do I have that disinfect stuff?

-Alcohol

-toothpaste

-vinegar

-Mouthwash

Than I remembered someone had a blowjob, with a cooling effect blow job, I suspected it's either mouthwash or ice water.

But it's itching bad, so mouthwash is the way I choosed to be dead inside.

To cheer you up, here's my version

Had jock itch,

Try not to scratch,

Thought mouthwash would be nice with the cooling effect,

Wipe it all over my balls and thigh,

The delayed agony begin,

Felt like there's a thousand cut on my ball and burning on literal fire.

I did not drop a single tear when I broke off my arm. I cried like a baby in fetal position when I rubbed my ball with mouthwash.