I tried to get my hubby to retire early and be my house husband. He declined, said he'd feel embarrassed. It must be harder to be man than I assumed.

For my 8 th birthday my parents got me a guinea pig. My parents knew nothing about piggies and I suppose neither did the pet store owner so I ended up with a pregnant one. At my birthday party I excitedly ushered all my school friends into my room to proudly show off my new pet. My new pet, who, during the party sometime gave birth to a stillborn and then died.

Happy cake day!