At least he got in the Christmas spirit.

Time to fuck a blender

You did nothing wrong, it would definitely be good to talk to your counselor, these kinds of comments are never good to hear especially with what you have been through mental health wise. From what I can tell you are not a selfish person or a brat, your parents however are selfish and emotionally abusive.

In some ways I understand even though I was my mom's first I always played second fiddle to her life and when she finally had a daughter she put everything into her while claiming she was not able to afford the one gift I would ask her for on my birthday.

You should cook some hot dogs and write what you need on the frank.

I have been having almost the same exact issues, I have days where I hobble around at work and then a few days later I'm fast walking everywhere without any pain. I described it to my doctor as being like waves, sometimes it recedes but it can come back hours or days later and this rash near my eyes isn't going away but at least it hasn't flared up as bad.

After getting minor improvements with the rash and no change to the pain when it shows up I'm finally convinced to tell my rheumatologist since he already treats my fibromyalgia.

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One keeps trying to race me and I'm like dude I'm just trying to go to work.

It's a modern art masterpiece

Your momma was a snowblower

Getting defensive about it doesn't help you, ask others for advice and see if they can offer ways to improve.