It's... Not

Bosch 800

As I empty mine out I try to think of new and unique ways to praise it, almost every day.

Having gone through a couple of cheap dishwashers over the course of a few years I applied the 'you get what you pay for' policy to my next purchase.

The Bosch does what the other brands promise to do and it does it consistently. I've never had a water stain while owning the Bosch, while it was a huge problem with my other machines that also used a rince agent reservoir. It's also quiet as fuck.

I grabbed a Vitamix off the shelf at Costco last year. Unsure of the model, but I think it ran about $400. It's a beefy unit that can take care of just about anything, at ¼ power.

I bought it after returning the $250 ninja from Costco, which burned out while trying to chop an ice cube.

Listened to him everyday, in the 80's. I've never seen his face until today.

If this is how you react to your first time seeing a cigarette at a child's birthday party, viewing images from the past may not be a good fit for you.