Foreign_Ebb_6282 t1_j9yfu4q wrote on February 25, 2023 at 2:11 PM

Reply to comment by ugly_engineer in I swat a fly midair and found it wedged/stuck. by senorderp89

Help me, I’m stuck in the death wand again step-fly!

Foreign_Ebb_6282 t1_j6lin66 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:13 AM

Reply to comment by triggerhappymidget in ELI5: when people give up red meat for lent, why do they always eat fish instead? Aren't chicken and turkey white meats too? by Inanimatepony

Yeah but capybara are always hairy….sometimes beavers aren’t

Foreign_Ebb_6282 t1_j6li2jx wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:08 AM

Reply to comment by PunnyBaker in 39 year old can of Pac-Man pasta by Chef Boyardee by OneUpExtraLife

Or blue waffles!

Foreign_Ebb_6282 t1_iufrwt8 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 12:01 AM

Reply to I don’t know what’s going on here. But one cow seems to be standing off against a herd of cows. by PmMeYourTitsAndToes

Aye, fight and you may die. Give your milk and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your stalls many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our farmers that they may take our lactose, but they'll never take our freedom!!!