Forgetful8nine

Forgetful8nine t1_jdj84yt wrote

Reply to Was looking up where a quote came from, and saw a suggested search that made me do a double-take 🤨 by MisterBuzz

Posting on my main...because why not?!

Soo...my daughter's fiancée saw a TikTok in which it was stated that men can taste soy sauce through their balls.

Knowing that I'd had a few drinks, she asked me if this was true - I said no. Then she asked the killer question: "Have you ever tried it?" Again, the answer was no. "You should try it and find out for definite!"

Had I been sober, I would not have dunked my nuts into a small bowl of soy sauce for science.

Oh, and no, I couldn't taste the soy sauce through my balls.

4

Forgetful8nine t1_j5femvs wrote

Reply to TIFU by washing my hooha with Dr. Bronner’s Tea Tree Castile Soap giving myself a chemical burn by aquakitty99

I'll never forget the day I showered after a hefty dose of food poisoning. My poor arsehole was a mere shadow of its former self...

...I used Original Source Mint & Tea Tree shower gel and shampoo. It ran down my back, down my crack and, well...I squealed and cried. I cried a lot. I ended up curled into the foetal position in the shower.

100

Forgetful8nine t1_ixlo7r9 wrote

Reply to I bought exactly 50 bucks worth of groceries by superpositioned

Few weeks ago, my wife went shopping and rang me - "I've left my card at home and I think I've got more than £100 worth of stuff...can you bring my card down?"

(She had her phone, which she can only use for payments of up to £100).

I traipsed down to Lidl and found the wife in the queue for the checkout.

I suspect that many of you have already guessed...but yes, she spent exactly £100

14